You've been so good to me. You've given me so many opportunities and opened so many avenues in my life that I didn't even realize were possible.
You gave me my first rejection in the professional world. (Thank you, Knott's Berry Farm, for making me feel inadequate. If I suck, then you suck more.)
You gave me my first job! (Thank you, Dr. G, for being crazy enough to think that I'd be able to handle working at a dental office.)
You gave me my first internship! (WOOT! Thanks to my BFF, Tiger Woods, for making it all happen.)
You gave me my first breakup! Excellent! Hindsight is 20/20 indeed! WHEW!
What else...?
My first paycheck, of course. My first trip to Yogurtland. My first time eating at Chipotle! (Can you imagine? It's like right there on Telegraph. & it's soooo good!) My first time playing golf! & karaoke-ing at a karaoke place in America! & the first time somebody (Sam!) baked me a birthday cake and wasn't a family member! & the first time someone threw a water balloon at me and soaked me from head to toe (Thanks, Mr. Carr.). My first animal shelter visit. And lots of other fun things, I'm sure.
Thanks, Summer 2008. You were really 1337. Have a nice retirement. :D
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