We're gonna have a little experiment.
I am so freaking tired right now. My eye is twitching. I need to catch up on some sleep. BUT I procrastinated on this Poli Sci paper for two whole weeks (hey, I had another paper, though...), and I have 16 hours to pull something out of my ass.
Thing is, though, I need to ace this class if I want to get into the Psych major. But anyways, that's beside the point right now.
So I went to Starbucks a few hours ago and got myself a cup of coffee for $3.10. FREAKING $3.10. But it's working, I think. I got some Sour Patch Kids from Walgreens (the cashier was sooo nice; I wanna be his friend forever and ever), so I'm READY! I'M READY! I'M READY! Just like Spongebob when he's getting ready to go to work!
But YEAH!! So I'm just gonna type whatever comes to mind in the time span that I work on this paper - this bomb-ass paper that's gonna make me famous!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Alright, so here goes.
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Dude. Kanye West smells like chicken feet.
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Spam is good, but I hate having to slice it because I can never get my slices quite as straight as my mother does. And then you coat it with egg, and you fry it. VOILA. Spam for breakfast/lunch/dinner with toast/rice/frijoles. Just kidding. I don't really know if it would go with frijoles. You can try, though. Remember to get back to me, please.
Why do I always write in the second person? Kinda odd, huh? Don't you think?
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I want to speak Japanese all the time. I shall practice on you. Prepare yourself!
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FRIJOLES! FRIJOLERA! BEANER! CHILE!
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Okay. I really don't think it's normal for my eye to be twitching like this.
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Hi, Donald!
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ねたい。。。
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one of these days, i shall beat you at your own game of randomness.
"oh, hey look, a duck just passed by. did you see that?
pedro, what do you think the weather will be like tomorrow?
oh, i totally forgot my can opener at the bottom of the sea."
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see that? that's what you sound like to people who don't personally know you and read what you write.
ciao bella, dahhling.. ;)
COLBERT CHRISTMAS. FINALS WEEK. BLAST IT UP!
psh. i make more sense than that!
you're right. keep us close, because we are perfectly capable of understanding you. goooo bianca! :D
i agree w/ V to a certain degree
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