Wednesday, July 15, 2009

David Yates and My Fantastically Ruined Childhood Memories

Harry Potter wouldn't stay put and do NOTHING when someone he cares for is being attacked by eleventy-hundred mothafjsgfg Death Eaters right before his eyes.

Hermione Granger doesn't get drunk.

You cannot call Alan Rickman's portrayal of Severus Snape fantastic when he was in the movie for five whole minutes.

"Do you want me to let him [Slughorn, collect me]?" I paraphrase, but...WHAT.THE.HELL? Harry would never say that.

Harry Potter rides trains for fun and hits on random waitresses. Right.

I didn't know that taking Felix Felicis = getting drunk off your ass.

What was the point of attacking the Burrow? I was utterly confused. What was the bloody point in that?

WHY CAST FENRIR GREYBACK WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN WRITE HIM INTO THE STORY?

No phoenix lament = no emotion. I did not care that Dumbledore died.

NO GAUNTS??????????????????????? Burn in Azkaban, you novel rapist! :/

HP 6 = utter fail.

3 comments:

:.Meet_Su.: said...

you miss, have made my day with this blog.

I couldn't agree more...we should make our own movie lol and have it rape in a positive way.

Bianca said...

rape.







ron weasley.











just random words i thought of right now. doesn't mean they're related or anything.

:.Meet_Su.: said...

ahuh. ugh. sick.

nvm about the day part.